In honor of this rite of passage into unequivocal dotage, I have devised this ode to it in the hope I can encourage you to join me (not literally, of course...) on this path to ensuring longer life & better health.
what will they find up there...?! I hope they're bored
I've learned a lot as I seek the best doc
some still do it old school, some have beat the clock
no need for heavy laxatives and a whole day of liquid dieting
there's new methods out there that won't send your body rioting!
plus if you have a family history of unhappy innards
for sure don't wait, my friend, so cancer won't be the winner
and if you feel as I do, that this is a pain in the ass
remember that it really is, but this too shall pass!
25 feet to be explored...
better now while you're feelin' healthy
than later when you're not so sure