Inside every older (person) is a younger one -- wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first; hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Mayor of Ottowa; first female mayor of a Canadian city
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine Aird (pseudonym)
Crime Fiction Novelist
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house!
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Be happy, my friends! And...
You have been officially alerted....