"I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots – as I recall.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I have also been in Communicado...it was quite a trip but I can’t talk to anyone about it.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and the ol' knees just ain't what they used to be.
I've been in Flexible, but don't tell anyone...
Sometimes I'm in Corrigible, and I go there more often as I get older (and crankier).
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!
And, I tried being in Vincible but found out that's not all it's cracked up to be...
Finally, a place I've visited often; I have been in Deepdoodoo...
The older I get, the easier it is to get there."
You have been officially alerted....